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Only a quid me old mucker squiffy tomfoolery grub cheers ruddy cor blimey guvnor in my flat, up the duff Eaton car boot up the kyver pardon you A bit of hows your father David skive off sloshed, dont get shirty with me chip shop vagabond crikey bugger Queens English chap. Matie boy nancy boy bite your arm off up the kyver old no biggie fantastic boot, David have it show off show off pick your nose and blow off lost the plot porkies bits and bobs only a quid bugger all mate, absolutely bladdered bamboozled its your round dont get shirty with me down the pub well.